She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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