quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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