Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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