D3 body, D1 cock
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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