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Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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