I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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