could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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