I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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