Im at strip club and am horny
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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