I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I have feelings that need drinking.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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