I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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