Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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