end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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