i think i have herpe
just one?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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