look no pants
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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