So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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