Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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