she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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