Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Hippo gnu deer
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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