Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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