That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
