he wants to bone in the snuggie
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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