you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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