She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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