He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
MIDGETS
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You are the jesus of drinking
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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