But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
