Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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