The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You pole danced in your parka.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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