There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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