make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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