Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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