and you said cock pushups were impossible
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
