the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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