So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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