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I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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