dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
