Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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