Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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