drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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