theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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