just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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