so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
well you can't waste a boner
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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