Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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