he puts the penis in happiness.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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