This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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