And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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