So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the day after is always just damage control
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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