There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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