Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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