Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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