He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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