Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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